conversation

phone rings
Husband: Hi
Me: Hi
Him: what are you doing?
Me:putting on my bra (we been married 15 years almost,so we're pretty comfortable!)
Him...silence pause. "oh....does that... turn you on?"
Me: no!!!! why would it??
Him: I've never heard of that. Sitting on your bra!
me: I said PUTTING on my bra.